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by Doug McClelland

(posted December, 2003)

From: Jim
Subject: HIV and cum
Question: I am a bisexual guy who is enjoys group fun, both hetero swing clubs and male only jackoff and more parties. Here is my question: at the hetero swing parties all women suck guys off without any protection. Intercourse requires a condom. Basically the message is oral sex is safe for all. At the all male parties, same rule goes. What are the risks of HIV and oral sex? I know there must be some?

Also, I heard that the AIDS virus dies once it is exposed to air. Is that correct? If so, then if a guy cums on any exterior body part and one decides to lick it up is there zero risk? Thanks, love your column!

Dear Jim: Cum is the same substance whether it goes into an ass, a cunt or a mouth. The difference is the receptacles. Your mouth, throat, stomach system is designed for receiving foreign substances ranging from acidic fruits to hot sauces. This is critically different from the vulnerable membranes inside an ass or cunt. This difference apparently allows you to take cum into your mouth without major risk.

Yes it is true that HIV dies when exposed to air eventually, just as the sperm cells in the cum will. But not in the time frame you are suggesting.

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From: Load Man
Subject: Cumming in someone’s mouth
Question: How do I tell if someone wants me to cum in his mouth?

Dear Load Man: In an anonymous situation the guy’s mouth may be on your cock without first chatting about your mutual preferences on this issue. In such a case the guy being sucked off is under an obligation to allow the cocksucker the option of not taking it in the mouth.

This can be accomplished simply by indicating when you are close to cumming. A simple “I’m gonna cum” will do. As will “I’m close” or any other preferred expression. Once you have provided this information you can go right ahead and assume the sucker will take charge from there. He’ll either suck even more enthusiastically to take your load, or he’ll take his mouth off your dick and finish you with his hand.

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From: JT
Subject: Enhancement
Question: It seems to me there are an overwhelming number of infomercials on TV as well as print media advertising male enhancement/enlargement products. Some seem so patently absurd and a rip off yet people must be buying the pills, potency devices and techniques for these campaigns to be proliferating. I asked a gay physician if there was anything that could increase penis size and he said yes. It was a form of masturbating. What does your research show? Is there a safe and effective method to increasing penis size? Thanks.

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From: Wants More
Subject: Bigger…harder
Question: My email is full of offers to make my cock two or three inches bigger. I'm OK with my cock but who wouldn't want a bigger one. How do these things do it?

Dear JT and Wants More: No, no, and no! There is nothing that will really make your cock permanently, significantly larger.

Penis pumps will stretch it for an evening and fat injections may make it thicker briefly. Surgery may lower it out of your body a bit further. Losing weight will expose more of it as the fat around it recedes.

I recently saw an infomercial that featured former straight porn star Ron Jeremy as a talk show host interviewing female porn stars about how their boyfriends were all pleasing them more with their enlarged cocks due to a particular product. It was pathetic. Such false advertising should be illegal. No product sold without a prescription has anything significant in it.

The only things that really do anything are the prescription drugs Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis. They increase the blood flow into your cock. This expands your cock too by increasing the blood in it. A porn star friend of mine suggested he may get an extra half inch in addition to being rock hard when using these drugs professionally. This is more a case of maximizing your existing potential rather than augmenting it.

Finally, suppose that tomorrow there was a new technique that would add three inches to your cock. You can bet that as quick as all the guys with three inches moved up to six inches; all the guys with eight inches would move up to eleven inches. A new standard would be set, and those new six inch cocks would still be the smallest in the locker room.

I’ve just gotten some Cialis, for the first time to take with me on my Christmas vacation to Rio de Janeiro and Buenos Aires. If there are any butch bottoms in Rio or B.A. who would be interested in helping me test this new drug write me here at CRUISING for SEX.

 

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